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To Michelle:

We were at this place and you were filling out some application form and we were talking about languages. "I can speak English and French," said you. Someone was walking past when I made a comment about going to Amsterdam, which you then said, "And HOLLANDAISE, BITCH." I looked at the person and turned to you to say, "Uh, Michelle, you said that to yourself. You abused your double, LOL." You facepalmed and told me to corner your double so you could find out information from her. I eventually cornered your dboule while you hid behind a door, informing me to say "Shhh, shhh" in a hushed giggle once I got her. When I did that and you jumped  out of nowhere, your double said: "uh... oh... LOL... well if this isn't AKward" - that is not a typo. You facepalmed again while you skipped to another place with your double.

I, ON THE OTHER HAND, had to attend to serious matters. Rachael and I had to calm Phil Collins down. He was throwing flaming barrels at people while singing "Another Day in Paradise."